Plush Poots Explode into Etsy

I am honored and proud to bring you the newest craze-to-be on Etsy, Plush Poot Puffs!
Here is the lowdown:

Turn off your Bunsen burners folks because gas has just gone plushy!

Why would you want a plush poot puff, you may wonder?
1) Funny and unique gifts for loved ones who never imagined they could own a poot.
2) Excellent projectiles with countless targets (“Honey stoppit or I’ll throw this poot at your head.”)
3) Can be hung from your rear view mirror, bookbag, or anywhere else a poot is needed.
4) Spray with liquid catnip and let your kitty bat a poot around the house.
5) Friendly and non-judgmental companion for your desktop or computer keyboard.
6) Absentmindedly twirl your poot around your finger.
7) Do you still need convincing? Read all about them below.

In an alternate universe similar to our own when gas is passed it is not colorless but richly colored and patterned, a toot signature dancing joyously from the maker like a puff of magic. Thus one cannot blame the little (or incredible) offense on the dog, hubby, etc. On a recent expedition to said alternate universe scientists were able to bottle and bring back some of these fascinating and somewhat charming poot puffs. They come in four varieties.

Serene Poot Puff – a poot that comes out with abandon when you are completely alone with no social restrictions. It just feels good.

Joyful Poot Puff – a poot that you have been holding back for hours during a dinner party and that you can finally let out once you step out the door. Wheeeew relief! You may then have a whole symphony of joyful poots in the car on the way home.

Surprise Poot Puff – a poot that you think will be silent or that you didn’t even know was coming until it squeaks out. Native to quiet rooms where several people will try not to acknowledge what you just did. How embarrassing.

Vicious Poot Puff – a poot that comes out with a vengeance. Sometimes leaves a burning sensation and always smells horrific. Often emerges when you are alone but only seconds before someone else walks in the room. There’s no hiding it, sorry.

Well I hope you all enjoy this new dimension of fun. Enjoy tossing and twirling your poots all over your home. Fun for the whole family.

This is the kind of stuff that I think about all the time. I guess potty humor comes along with working so much with animals and their bodily functions. I'm a stickler for a good butt or fart joke.